One Year Closer to Death

Good ol' State Farm! Every year a couple of months before my birthday, they send me this sweet birthday card reminding me that I really should buy some life insurance because I could kick the bucket any day now.

Minor Update

I've made it to day 4 of the digital minimalism challenge! This isn't the farthest I've made it in the past, but I figure if I publicly report in somehow, I'll be more likely to stay on track!

Not a Digital Minimalist

Ugh....

Guys, I'm not a digital minimalist.

To recap, I tried to do a 30 day fast from all optional technologies. It... hasn't gone well. I've messed up and restarted about a bazillion times over the last month. It's pretty ridiculous, actually. But I'm just more attached to technology than I ever realized!

But here I am, trying again... another day 1 I suppose. I think part of what I need to do is set clearer parameters. Sometimes in the modern world, you have to access optional technologies, and right now it's fuzzy for me when I'm doing something reasonable, and when I've broken the fast and need to start over.

Also, I probably need to allow myself some little slip-ups. Part of what's happening is I'll mess up just a little bit, go out of habit to a website and spend a few minutes there or something. Then instead of just getting off and resolving harder to stay away, I'll decide the day is already moot so I might as well visit my other favorite websites. 😅

Okay, so here's some basic rules/steps for success:

1. StayFocusd--This gem of an add-on blocks you from accessing your list of banned websites during certain hours of the day. I have it set up to run with my work hours, 8 am to 6 pm (I don't work quite that long, but typically somewhere within that window).

Issues with this: for starters, I need to extend the hours it runs to go beyond my work day to protect my evenings too. I need to run the nuclear option more often--when you turn it on (and you can turn it on anytime for as long as you like) all websites on your banned list are blocked. If you try to go there, you get an animation of a screaming man saying, "Shouldn't you be working?"

Also, I need to limit how many minutes I'm allowed to access those sites per day. Right now it's set to a generous hour--you can't set it to 0 minutes, but I'll bump it down to 10.

Then, even if I slip up and visit a website I shouldn't, I'll be blocked! ...As long as I'm on my computer. You have to pay to use the phone app version of StayFocusd (called Freedom).  Freedom will even block app usage, but I don't want to pay the monthly subscription fee to use it. I'll just have to be disciplined about not accessing the internet on my phone.

2. Acceptable visits to banned sites--sometimes I have legitimate reasons to visit a website. As long as it's a quick visit, I think it can be permissible:

• Pinterest--I can't surf it, but I can come here to access a recipe or look at a particular pin I have saved. I use this as a storage place for my links, and there are times I need to access one for a perfectly good reason like making dinner or doing some car maintenance.
• Goodreads--I can record my reading to keep that accurate, and I can spend a little bit of time here looking for new books to read. No mindless surfing--I've caught myself doing that a lot recently since it's one of the few social media sites I didn't ban.
• Facebook--I can visit for a specific, quick purpose, like posting something for work, checking someone's birthday, reviewing a post in the Relief Society group. I had Trevor change my password, so I can only get on when he's with me--he can help me stay on track. It's hard for me to resist looking at my notifications while I'm in there. Fine, take a quick quick look if I must--but can't spend more than 5 minutes on Facebook ever, and definitely can't scroll around my newsfeed. If at all possible, I need to navigate directly to the page I need (HRC page, or RS group page) rather than the newsfeed.
• Facebook messenger--it's still okay to communicate with people here and through texting. But, I need to be careful not to overly rely on this. And I need to be mindful that I don't neglect the people in front of me in favor of messages on my phone.
• News sites--Can't spend hours reading the stories like I used to be guilty of. But I can check in briefly when something big has happened. Like, it's okay to read an article or two about the Democratic debate the day after. It's fine that, when I heard about the 2 shootings last week, I  went to read about what happened. Again, the key is to go with a purpose, and keep the visit brief.
• Surfing the web--mindless surfing is a no. But some searches are helpful and necessary and therefore allowed. Intent is the key.
• Blogger--I still think it's okay for me to write blog posts, and read people's posts. I just can't spend time mindlessly surfing here just because it's a site I'm allowing myself to access.

3. Handling slip-ups--StayFocusd helps a lot with these, but not on my phone. If out of habit I access something (or in a moment of weakness, I pull something up) I don't have to completely restart the 30 days, as long as I catch myself and stop pretty quickly.

No Good Very Bad Day

Hi friend. How has your weekend been so far? I hope that you are having a great one.

Mine is... not off to a great start. Warning, this is definitely a vent about a (gross!) crazy day!

The Denver temple is closed for 3 months for some renovations (July-October). Trevor and I set a goal to drive up to the Fort Collins temple at least once a month in the meantime. We didn't hit that goal last month because first I got sick and then he caught it. But we were excited to set out today.

The problems started early on. Last night, I checked the temple schedule to figure out which endowment session to go to. Fort Collins is 2 hours away, so we needed to time things right. I could swear there was a 1:30 session. That's what we planned on. We got out the door at 11:15... I called the temple to verify the schedule, and it turned out... there isn't a 1:30 session. There is a 1:00 session that we now had no chance of making. The next session wouldn't be until 3. No problem, Trevor said. We could do other things before the 3:00 endowment session.

So we kept going on our merry way. Trevor drove, and I read to him from the Primary manual (the little kids' Sunday School curriculum) so we could plan our lesson for tomorrow. We made it to Denver, our halfway point. I'm not usually one to get motion sick, but I was getting a bit carsick. I ignored it because it wasn't that bad, and it was important we get our lesson done.

Then... WHAM. All of a sudden, things got unbearably bad. I stopped reading and tried to will myself to get better. I'm not going to get sick... I'm not going to get sick... Yeah, positive thinking didn't work. I told Trevor, "Uh.... I might need you to pull over." "Why?" "I might... throw up." He had time to say, "You think you're going to throw up?" and then I delivered on my promise. Yuck.

A couple positives... there wasn't that much (thank you, light breakfast!) and I didn't get any on Trevor's car. I protected the car and just threw up all over myself. Awesome.

It took Trevor a little while to get off the highway and find a gas station... I tried to sponge myself off with the paper towels out by the window cleaning stuff. Then I swallowed my pride and endured the humbling experience of walking into the gas station in a black dress covered in sick. I cleaned myself off as best as I could in the bathroom, but... yeah. No way was I in any shape to go into the temple. Fortunately Trevor had some old work clothes in the back of his car that I changed into.

Do I look manly and tough?

I wanted to give up and go home, or at least have Trevor drop me off while he went without me. But Trevor knew how much I'd looked forward to this trip.... so, somehow he talked me into shopping for a new dress and continuing on our way. We found a little shopping center with a Marshall's, an Old Navy, and a Nordstrom Rack.

In our faith, we wear modest clothes--and we define that as covering our shoulders, covering our chest, and at least knee length. It is SO HARD to find a dress that meets those criteria, and I only had 30 minutes! I struck out at Marshall's and Old Navy only had sleeveless sun dresses. I charged in Nordstrom Rack determined to find something in 10 minutes to less. It took some work, but I finally settled on a dress that I liked. It had sleeves, it went past my knees. I left the dressing room to show Trevor and he liked it too, so we were off (with a quick stop at McDonald's to get Trevor lunch, and to give me a chance to change in the bathroom).

We made it to the temple with 8 minutes to spare. As we were frantically dashing in, I discovered something about my new dress. Sure, it looked fine when I stood still and looked in the mirror (or stood still and showed Trevor). But... when I was walking, it quickly became apparent that I'd missed a minor detail.... It has a slit in the front that goes up mid-thigh. GAHH! We wear sacred garments under our clothes that go down to our knees, and mine was just hanging out, flapping in the wind for all to see. Turns out white stands out A LOT against dark green. 😕 I just kind of held my temple bag in front of it awkwardly as we went in. Inside the temple, we change into all white, so I was okay once I got into my temple dress. After our session, when I got back into my regular dress, I attempted to pin the slit closed. It didn't work. I'm not great with pins.

Also on my way out, I got lost!! It's not that big of a temple, I'm not really sure how it happened. I made one wrong turn and got completely disoriented. Fortunately one of the sweet temple workers noticed I was wandering in circles and pointed me in the direction of the door. 😖

Oh well. The endowment session itself was a good experience.... hopefully our next trip to Fort Collins goes better.