So I flew home yesterday night, so I could be here today when Jason went through the temple in preparation for his mission.
I sat next to an adorable five year old and his mom. He started talking right away and kept me entertained all the way through the flight. His mom tried to get him to watch the old Hanna Barbara Godzilla cartoon on her Ipad (did you know that was a thing? I didn't know that was a thing) to quiet him down, I think, but he invited me to watch with him, and then he narrated every single thing that happened. The volume was turned down low, so it was hard to hear the dialogue, but fortunately he's watched it enough that he could quote most of it! It was adorable, and it made for one of my favorite flights ever.
Favorite quotes:
"I can lift two bags over my head! I can even lift a brick!"
"Look, I am tough. I can pinch myself with no ows!"
"You like me, huh?" (said adorable unassumingly big brown eyes... ah, the innocent of youth! Yes, of course I liked him)
"I can count! *successfully counts to 30, then* 45, 200, 200 million..."
"Did you know my teeth go down into my gums? Look at how sharp they are!"
"I'm going to lick your arm Mom! (to me) Sometimes I lick everything. I won't lick you, though."
"This is my man voice! I'm a real man!"
"I'm going to miss you!"
Little boy: "We live in Utah Murray! Where do you live?"
Me: "I live in Utah Provo."
Little boy: "What is that?"
Me: "It's.... uh, it's a city. It's where BYU is..."
Little boy: "B...Y...U? What's that?"
Me: "It's a school I used to go to."
Little boy: "Oh. It's like kindergarten!"
Little boy's mom: "No, honey, it's a long time after kindergarten. It's a college. College is somewhere you go when you are very smart."
Little boy: "I'm very smart!"
Little boy's mom: "Yes, you are. You're going to go to college, right?"
Little boy: "I should be in college
already!"
He was great. Little kids are the best!